proper noun : a specific female human who lives in the appalachian region of the united states; writes poetry, short stories, and novels; collects rocks and other shinies; hangs out with lizards and spiders; erupts in frequent vocal stims; is obsessed with outer space; and numerous other characteristics that would take too long to list here.

this human has been writing since early childhood and has finally decided to emerge from her goblin cave to share some of it. she presents it to you like a weird little crow-gift of a button or pebble. she places it on your windowsill and waits.